Nobody likes me :(

I specifically asked for comments and nobody responded. :( Nobody likes me. :(

So, I came up with my own solution for my scrapbook page. Here it is:

In case you can't read it, the journalling says:
Toddlers' Creed
If I want it, it's mine.
If it's in my hand, it's mine.
If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks like mine, it's mine.
If I think it's mine, it's mine.
If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.
Once it's mine, it will always be mine, no matter what.

Comments welcome. :)